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junietuesday:

valleyfthdolls:

junietuesday:

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GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

“Link only showed interest in mipha”

Link looking at Mipha: 😐️

Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️

Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌

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beggars-opera:

caesarsaladinn:

anexperimentallife:

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Tolstoy was right

One of my favorite apocryphal stories of the American Revolution that I love so much is that on the morning the war started, Anna Munroe, wife of one of the soldiers, said that she kneaded her bread while crying, because she was convinced that her husband would be dead before she would have to knead it a second time.

It’s poignant but easy to overlook, I think, what she’s really saying there. Anna’s husband walked out the door the night before, leaving her with no certainty that he would ever walk back in again. Soldiers were marching through the streets. She could hear gunshots. And through all of it, she was at home alone with three small children, with no choice but to go through the motions of a normal day. Bake the bread. Feed the baby. Milk the cow. She couldn’t just curl up in a corner with her head in her hands, because despite the battle, life was still going on around her, other people depended on her, and she had to keep on living.

pigeon-princess:
“Smile!!
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pigeon-princess:

Smile!! 

myuminji:

myuminji:

Just a comic about Rem Saverem.

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Nai loved his mother, he truly did. If not, why would he grace her mercy to escape the ship with them? Why wouldn’t he kill her himself, and instead left fate to decide upon her demise?

He loathed the Rem he sees in Luida, the Rem he sees in Meryl, the Rem he sees in Vash; he hates the ‘Rem’ that was crafted in his mind over the years, haunting him wherever he go. But would he hate the actual Rem had he seen her again?

Nai loved her just as much as he hates her, and he hates that he loved her, just as much as he hates the humanity both his loved ones had chosen over him.

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Op I hope you know I cried again reading through this yOU CANNOT JUST HIDE IT IN THE TAGS

intoxxiicated:

forgot to post this 💀💀💀

acianoh:

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more sketchbook drawings

amiibo-king:

it’s come to my attention that a lot of people don’t know about bluemaxima’s flashpoint and genuinely think they’ll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they’ve got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there’s no way they’ll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

knitmeapony:

the-haiku-bot:

defilerwyrm:

not-quite-human-enough:

the-s-p-l:

Some of your favorite movie SFX and how they were inspired

I need to find a foley artist so I can study their brain. It must be a wonderful state of mind.

Foley artists think in different dimensions than the rest of us.

Foley artists think

in different dimensions

than the rest of us.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@euripidesredux

brynwrites:

brynwrites:

brynwrites:

What do you mean I have to do ~professional marketing~ why can’t I just tell you to go buy my gay vampire book because it’s steamy and cute and explores kinky predator-prey dynamics in a healthy (but still super hot) way?

Also the vampire character is an absolute cinnamon roll you’ll want to wrap up like a burrito when he’s not consentually pinning down his boyfriend.

I just found out that a pirated copy of my smutty gay vampire book was uploaded to a publishing site where someone else has been making money off it.

I am overwhelmingly crushed right now.

If you love cinnamon roll monsters, steamy slow-burn gay romance, or vampires with a twist, now is a great time to go buy this book or book two.

Top reviews include: “I hope this is the future of monster romance,” “biting as a love language,” and “this reads my like favorite fanfic in the best way possible.”

adhsea:

squeeful:

haltraveler:

kesonafyren:

sanctferum:

ironychan:

ironychan:

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you’re allergic to it.

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: …what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

oh this one i know! he’s not actually allergic and he’s not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it’s very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it’s mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

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